Day 122 March 5 2014: Dreams

I once was a zebra and I danced in the forest, I could throw up cats and pull fish out of my ears.

I once flew through China and I wrestled a bear, I farted out a rainbow and could skate on clouds.

I could spit fire and shoot lightning from my nipples, I danced on the sun and slept on the moon.

I had a talking dog and was eighty feet tall, I had basketballs for feet and could sing showtunes.

I cursed out a dragon and played cards with an octopus in a suit while watching cartoons.

This is why I sleep, this is why I love to dream.

I carried a car with one hand and had forty five fingers, I ate a shoe and had apples for eyes.

I could speak latin and I could breathe underwater, I lived in a book and had blue skin.

I flew a rocketship and did magic, I could shape shift and became part lion.

I rode a horse and fought a goblin, I traveled across space and I punched evil chickens.

I once danced with a donkey who wore a red dress and called me Simon.

This is why I sleep, this is why I dream.

I'd dream about you but I couldn't think of something that fantastic, I'll stick with my disco dancing oranges and let my real life be more amazing than anything I could dream up.

You're a dream I want to wake up and enjoy.