I donated to charity to help feed the homeless, I shouldn't have used my rent money.
I pushed a small child on a swing and heard them laugh, their mother is pressing charges.
I helped an elderly lady cross the street, my nickname is now "GILF lover."
I held the door open for a woman, forty-eight more people helped themselves.
I decided I'd pay for the person behind me in the grocery store, she bought over six hundred dollars of food.
I gave you the shirt off my back, forecast is calling for acid rain.
I loved you with the depth that any ocean would be jealous of, and you left me to drown.
"No good deed goes unpunished."
- Oscar Wilde

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