You drink a lot, but you wanna be a good liver not have one.
You wanna take the president out to dinner, have fun on your Man-Date.
You are writing a stage performance about puns, how nice it will be to see a play on words.
You need to stop hanging up unwashed clothing, thats not how you air out your dirty laundry.
You put your pants on just like everybody else, why are other people wearing my pants?
You need to stop leaving your utensils in the street, no one likes a fork in the road.
If I opened a restaurant in Harlem all I would serve is shakes.
Stop dancing like that, hold my legs while I twerk.
What perfect treasures, now take out the trash...Remember she likes chinese food.

No comments:
Post a Comment